Chairman Honeycrisp let Granny Smith spend a bit too much time with the Supreme Allied Commander of Super Secrecy.

• Follow-up:
  • GameCube controllers only work with Super Smash Brothers
• Apple's event: Yosemite, iPad Air 2, Retina iMac
  • Unfunny funny skits
  • Retconned Retina iPad Mini
  • The A5 lives on for another year or two
  • Apple's ASP strategy tax (John, previously)
  • The new iPads
  • John's iOS device plans
  • Authy two-factor auth app
  • iMac Retina 5K
    • Marco on 5K iMac vs. Mac Pro
    • Developing Perspective
• John's Review
  • Buy the iBook!
  • Buy the Kindle eBook
  • Buy Ars Premier to get all the things
  • About John's review
  • xScope
  • Lattner's tweet
  • Mike Ash's Friday Q&A

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