Microsoft's new CEO should relaunch the giant Surface table with an exclusive new app named Paper.

• The FiOS net-neutrality non-story and last summer's YouTube-throttling story.
• More FU on iPads going pro, giant-tablet-desk ergonomics, trying to understand John's theory again, and a train analogy from Casey.
• New Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella, Bill Gates' new wildcard role, and Microsoft's likely future direction. (Marco's post, John Gruber's post, Brent Simmons' post)
• Paper, Paper, Paper, Fifty Three, and Figure 53.
• Responsibly naming things by first searching for trademark conflicts and potentially applying for your own trademark.
• Apple's role in App Store name conflicts.
• Facebook Paper's opportunity cost to the world.
• After-show: More on Microsoft and some Retina MacBook Air speculation.

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